sape ea dye ???

sape ea dak tu aq jmpe at stesen bas tampin...

mcm prnah nmpak...

tpi x tau biler...

nape ea tetibe aty ley tertarik ngan dy...

aq hrap dy tu student kolej unifield...

ley ar aq nk knal ngan dy...

awk...awk...awk...

sape ea nme awk ???
nk knal ley x ???

>_<

My No 1 Idol...

Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior (born 5 February 1992 in Mogi das Cruzes, São Paulo), commonly known simply as Neymar or Neymar Jr., is a Brazilian footballer who plays as a forward for Santos and the Brazilian national football team.
with his intelligence and trickiness he was spotted by the top european club such as Manchester United,Milan, Internazionale,Real Madrid,Chelseaand Juventus, with Real Madrid even going so far as to claim that they had signed a pre contract agreement with Neymar's agent, Renato Rodrigues,which Santos fervently denied.Following this, Santos placed a €30 million price tag on the player's head,and tied Neymar down to a new contract lasting until December 2014.Neymar himself said he did not think it was time to leave Santos, and that he was entirely focused on his current club,However, Renato Rodrigues insisted that the Santos striker does not want to stay in his home country of Brazil.

test...test....test

blur giler aq xtau nk wat pew biler test nih..
mlm nnti dhlh dew test CTU 101..
mlas giler nk bce...
dgr citer msok chapter 1-5..
berat betol mate aq nk membacenyer...
blur...blur...blur..

i need you :'(

saia xley nk lpekn awk..

saia mmg prlukan awk dsisi saia..

saia xley nk hidop at kolej ni tnpe awk..

stiap ary saia termenung memikirkn awk..

kdang2 dgn snyap saia menangis jew..

saia msih cntekn awk...

saia msih sygkn awk !!

PLEASE COME BACK TO ME 

I REALLY NEED YOU :'(

i need you :'(

thanks for the everything...

kmoo thx sbb prnah trime sye..
thx sbb msakkan sye..
thx sbb dh ajar sye akaun..
thx sbb dh kcewekan aty kite..
thx sbb dh sakitkn aty  kite..
thx sbb dh sebut perkataan 'I LOVE U' wlaupun tu cme hanya untuk sdapkn aty kiter jew
tpi sbenarnya kmoo x brmaksud nk ckp perkataan tu..
thx sgt2...
THX 4 THE EVERYTHING !!!!!!

BoA(보아)_COPY&PASTE_뮤직비디오(MusicVideo)

Infinite-BTD [before the down]

Because I listen to my heart beat one by one
Because I listen to my heart heart heart to to my heart heart

amuri noryeokhaedo neoreul gajil su eobtdamyeon neon aniradeora geojigata
na nan ireokeneun motnwa geuge dabdab hae.. geuge makmakhae..
Why Why … Why Why … Why Why …

Before the dawn.. Before the dawn..
nae mameummaneun jibchaki aniya
Before the dawn.. Before the dawn..
neol bandeushi ggok jabanaego shipeo

RAP)
sarangeul soksakeedeon du ipsul majdaeun chance dathideon du nun
jarakeul pihae fly to the my heart I’ll be there by your side (huh)

nan gujeo baraman bodaga neoreul memdoldaga iksukhejyeotneunde geojigata
ijen modeungeol nwajule geuge dabdabhae.. geuge makmakhae..
Why Why … Why Why … Why Why …

Before the dawn.. Before the dawn..
nae mameummaneun jibchaki aniya

Before the dawn.. Before the dawn..
neol bandeushi ggok jabanaego shipeo

RAP)
nado moreuge ni geurimjareul balpa ama na jeomjeom michyeo ganabwa
(Because I listen to my heart beat one by one)
api kamkamhaejin nae nuneun ojik neo hanaman balge bichunda
(Because I listen to my heart heart heart)

Before the dawn (ye ye ye) Before the dawn (ye ye ye)
deo neujgi jeone meomchwo sewojulge

Before the dawn (ye ye ye) Before the dawn (ye ye ye)
neol ggeutggaji ggok gajyeogago shipeo
(Before the dawn)

RAP)
close your eye and close your mind beile ssain ni gile
machi bimile gadhin mireeh jikilae nohchigi silheun neogieh
ee gil eui you must love me
(Before the dawn.. Before the dawn..)

niga gaji mothage ggwak jaba nega ulji anhge neol butjaba
niga amuri nal beorigo makado nan jeoldae neol nohchiji ahna

Teen Top - Supa Luv

[Niel] Oh! I got that Supa Luv, that Supa Luv, no
Oh oh, ooo oh oh, ooo oh oh, ooo whoa-oa
[Niel] I make em' say, I make em' say!
Oh oh, ooo oh oh, ooo oh oh, ooo whoa
[Niel] Say! [C.A.P] Let's go.

[Niel] na malgo ddo nuga neol andago namankeum saranghandago
[Ricky] twinggyeo twinggyeo
[Niel] ja deodo malgo saenggak geumanhago nareul badadeuryeo
[Ricky] mideo mideo
[Chunji] haneul badaga keugo neolbeobwatja nae mambodan mothaji, ani?
[Niel] naneun geudae geosio geudaedo nae banjjogio

[Changjo] La La La La La Tell me that you love me too.
Deo chaja bwatja [Niel] ireon nyeoseok eopseo

I got that Supa Lu-u-u-u-uv
That Supa Lu-u-u-u-uv
She want my Supa Lu-u-u-u-uv
My Supa Lu-u-u-u-uv
[Chunji] eomcheongnan teukbyeolhan ddo jjarithan
I got that Supa Lu-u-u-u-uv

Oh oh, ooo oh oh, ooo oh oh, ooo whoa-oa
Oh oh, ooo oh oh, ooo oh oh, ooo whoa

[Niel] sowoni myeotgajideun deureojul su itneun neomanui Supa Man
[Ricky] Wow
[Niel] na ddaemune neuggyeobeorigetji Like a Supa fantasy
[Ricky] ye-ah-ah
[Chunji] You're so beautiful bbeonhan geu mal neon jigyeopjanha
[Niel] wol wonhae da malhae My Supa Luv-i julge
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/teen_top/supa_luv.html ]
[Changjo] La La La La La Tell me that you love me too.
Saengakman hada [Niel] gihoe nohchijima

I got that Supa Lu-u-u-u-uv
That Supa Lu-u-u-u-uv
She want my Supa Lu-u-u-u-uv
My Supa Lu-u-u-u-uv
[Chunji] eomcheongnan teukbyeolhan ddo jjarithan
I got that Supa Lu-u-u-u-uv

Oh oh, ooo oh oh, ooo oh oh, ooo whoa-oa
Oh oh, ooo oh oh, ooo oh oh, ooo whoa

[Chunji] bonchemanche geuraedo gaggeum nuni manneun ge
Ne mamui jeunggeo ne simjang sori deullyeo
[Niel] neon wonhajanha
[Chunji] Supa Luv!

[C.A.P] eojjaetgeona nega haneun seontaek
Miri miri ddajyeobogo gyeoljeonghae
Gyeolguk neon naege michyeobeoril georan
Sasilmaneun nuga bwado bunmyeonghae
Like a Hurricane da sseureoga
Ne geokjeongeul ja deureobwa nan dalla ddak jalla
Nae sarangui saemeun jeoldae an malla

I got that Supa Lu-u-u-u-uv
That Supa Lu-u-u-u-uv
She want my Supa Lu-u-u-u-uv
My Supa Lu-u-u-u-uv
[Chunji] eomcheongnan teukbyeolhan ddo jjarithan
I got that Supa Lu-u-u-u-uv

[L.Joe] Yeah, See what I'm tryin'a say baby
Is, your love, plus my love, Supa Luv
You know you want it, how that sound? hahahaha

(Don't say a word, tonight I want to dance
Dance to ya heartbeat, never let you fall)

TeenTop Supa Luv MV

SHINee(샤이니)_Hello_뮤직비디오(MusicVideo)

SHInee-Up And Down

Neo wae, neo wae, down-iya gibuni
Oh wae, oh wae, cheok hamyeon cheok
Neo wae, neo wae, eobiya gibuni oh wae

Neo wae, neo wae, down-iya gibuni
Oh wae, oh wae, cheok hamyeon cheok
Neo wae, neo wae, eobiya gibuni oh wae

Wae neoneun up, down gibuni maennal dalla nal iri jeori heundeulkka
Jeo muneul deureoseon geu sungan buteo ni nunchiman boneun na

Useo julkka, hey baby, oneureun baby
Uljeokhae boilkka, hae baby, eotteolkka baby
Jonjabeul sudo eobseo deoneun moreugesseo
Neon machi rollercoaster ride

Neo wae, neo wae, down-iya gibuni
Oh wae, oh wae, cheok hamyeon cheok
Neo wae, neo wae, eobiya gibuni oh wae
Machi rollercoaster ride

Neo wae, neo wae, down-iya gibuni
Oh wae, oh wae, cheok hamyeon cheok
Neo wae, neo wae, eobiya gibuni oh wae
Machi rollercoaster ride

Oneul kkaji one, two iteureun hayan misoro sesangeul naege da jul deushi,
Crazy, crazy baby
Chan baram ssaenssaen buldorok,
Ssal ssalhan naren nae jonjaedo ineun deu

Useo julkka, hey baby, oneureun baby
Uljeokhae boilkka, hae baby, eotteolkka baby
Jonjabeul sudo eobseo geuraeseo jaemi isseo
Neon machi rollercoaster ride

Neo wae, neo wae, down-iya gibuni
Oh wae, oh wae, cheok hamyeon cheok
Neo wae, neo wae, eobiya gibuni oh wae
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/s/shinee/up_and_down.html ]
Neo wae, neo wae, down-iya gibuni
Oh wae, oh wae, cheok hamyeon cheok
Neo wae, neo wae, eobiya gibuni oh wae
Machi rollercoaster ride

Neomu geonjohan gwangye
Geudae eok neullin gamjeong ije geuman anye hangye
Neomunado datin malhaji motago geunyeo ape geuchin
Modeun namja deureun da seongashin miso hanamaneuro do nuni bushin
Yeojeonhi ireokedo gamanhi gyeshin ireon geunyeol, say

Eotteokana, hey baby, eotteokae baby
Amuri geuraedo, hey baby, joheun geol, baby girl

Oh no, oh no, neomu yeppeo mwodeun modu ssagike dwae
Oh no, oh no, neomu yeppeo, oh no

Oh no, oh no, neomu yeppeo mwodeun modu ssagike dwae
Oh no, oh no, neomu yeppeo, oh no

Neo wae, neo wae, down-iya gibuni
Oh wae, oh wae, cheok hamyeon cheok
Neo wae, neo wae, eobiya gibuni oh wae
Machi rollercoaster ride

Oh no, oh no, neomu yeppeo mwodeun modu ssagike dwae
Oh no, oh no, neomu yeppeo, oh no

Down, down and down to the up, up down and back up again
Wae tto shimuruk hae ine sashil jom jichigin hae
Geunde eotteokae neomu ppareuge
Nae juwiyeseo ireoke gadeukhi maemdo neunde
Oneul hanbeon ttak hanbeon useo jumyeon geunyan neomeo ganeun geol

Machi rollercoaster ride
Machi rollercoaster ride
Machi rollercoaster ride
Machi rollercoaster ride
Machi rollercoaster ride
Machi rollercoaster ride
Machi rollercoaster ride machi,
Neon machi duryeowun rollercoaster ride
Machi neon machi jaemi neun rollercoaster ride

SHInee-Lucifer

[ONEW] Soomeul gotdo chatji mothae naneun piharyeogo aesseo bwado
Geobujocha hal su eopneun [TAEMIN] nege gadhyeobeorin na
[JONGHYUN] Sarangieotdamyeon jeongmal saranghaetdeon georamyeon naege ireojineun mala
Her whisper is the LUCIFER

[ALL] Nareul mukkgo gadundamyeon sarangdo mukkin chae
Miraedo mukkin chae keojil su eobtneunde
Ja yurobge biweo nuh go barabwa ojik neoman chae ulge
Neoman gadeuk chae ulge

Geobu hal su eobtneun neoeui maryeokeun LUCIFER
Geobu hal su eobtneun neoeui mabeobeun LUCIFER
Dagaseomyeon neoneun machi cheonsa gadeun eotgullo nareul saneun iyura malhago, malhago

[KEY] Neoreul cheoeum bwasseul Ddae ssalbeun sungan meomchweobaryeotji
Nuga machi nae simjangeul Ggwan jwin chae nohji anhneun geotcheoreom
[TAEMIN] (Ajikkkajitdo) Neoneun geureohke nae mameul dada dada dada gajyeo noko
[JONGHYUN] Niga eobseumyeon nae mami da tabeorige mandeunda

[ALL] Nareul mukkgo gadundamyeon sarangdo mukkin chae
Miraedo mukkin chae keojil su eobtneunde
Ja yurobge biweo nuh go barabwa ojik neoman chae ulge
Neoman gadeuk chae ulge
Loverholic, Robotronic, Loverholic, Robotronic.

[JONGHYUN] Neowa gati nanun sarangyaegideul
[ONEW] Narang gateun goseul baraboneun neo
[JONGHYUN] Uri deo isangeun hwanbyeokhaejil su eobtdago neukkyeosseul ddae
[MINHO] Naman chyeodabwa neoneun deo, deo, deo, deo, deo, deo nareul wonhae
[TAEMIN] Naman barabwa modeun ge, ge, ge, ge, ge, ge niga jungsim
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/s/shinee/lucifer.html ]
[ONEW] Eonjeboteonga jogeumssik jalmotdoen geot gata isang han neo
[KEY]Nal Aldeon saramdeul modu hana dul ssik gyeoteul ddeona
[JONGHYUN] Nan gajin ge neobbonigo

[ALL] Nareul mukkgo gadundamyeon sarangdo mukkin chae
Miraedo mukkin chae keojil su eobtneunde
Ja yurobge biweo nuh go barabwa ojik neoman chae ulge
Neoman gadeuk chae ulge

[ONEW] Machi yuri seonge gadhyeobeorin bbi e roman doen geot gata
[TAEMIN] Jeoldae manjok eobtneun neoreul wihae chumeul choneun na
[KEY] Hweonhi deulyeodabogo noireul manjyeo babo doen geot gata
[TAEMIN] Nan jeomjeon nege kkeulryeoganeun geotman gateunde
Loverholic, Robotronic, Loverholic, Robotronic

[ONEW]Niga miun geon anya silhdan geotdo anya
Danji geureon nunbichi budamil ppun
[JONGHYUN] Eodi anga ireohke nan neoman barabogo gidaryeon watjanha

[MINHO](Rap) Neoui nunbichi nal sarojabda nali jinalsurok nalkaroweojyeotda
Neoeui jibchake jichyeotda manhi be eotda mame piga nanda
Na sseureojil Jjeum doimyeon dagawaseo cheonsagati "saranghae"ran mal
Nu ga jinjja neoyeotneunji aldagado haetgallige mandeunda

[ALL] Nareul mukkgo gadundamyeon sarangdo mukkin chae
Miraedo mukkin chae keojil su eobtneunde
Ja yurobge biweo nuh go barabwa ojik neoman chae ulge
Neoman gadeuk chae ulge

[JONGHYUN] Machi yuri seonge gadhyeobeorin bbi e roman doen geot gata
[MINHO] Nareul naebdweo jayuroweo jil ddae neoreul jinjja saranghal su itgo
[JONGHYUN] Hweonhi deulyeodabogo noireul manjyeo babo doen geot gata
[KEY] Nareul naebdweo jilrigedo amalgo neoreul jinjja barabol su itge

[ALL] Nareul mukkgo gadundamyeon sarangdo mukkin chae mirae do mukkin chae keojil su eobtneunde
Loverhollic, Robotronic, Loverhollic, Robotronic
Geobuhal su eobtneun neoeui maryeokeun LUCIFER

SHInee-Replay

[JongHyun]
Noona neomu yeppeoseo
Namjadeuri gaman an dwo
Heundeulrineun geunyeoye mam
Sashil algo isseo

[Onew]
Geunyeoaegae sarangeun
Hansunganae neuggimil bbun
Mwora haedo naaegaen salmae everything

[All]
Ama geunyeoneun eorin naega budamseureoungabwa
Nal baraboneun nunbichi malhaejujanha
And I think I'm gonna hate it girl
Ggutchi daga oneungeol

[JongHyun]
Gaseumi malhaejunda nugamworaedo

Chorus:

[All]
Noona neomu yeppeo
([TaeMin] geu geunyeoreul boneun naneun)Michyeo
([TaeMin] ha hajiman ijaen jichyeo)
Replay Replay Replay
Chueogi nae mameul halgwieo
([TaeMin] a apaseo ijaen mameul)Gochyeo
([TaeMin] da dagaol ibyeorae nan)
Replay Replay Replay

[Onew]
Nunan naye M.V.P
Bureoumae bbudeothaeji

[TaeMin]
Neul siseonjibjung geunyeowa hamkkae itneun nan So cool

[JongHyun]
Jaebal isoneul nohji malja deon
Naye dajimeun

[Onew]
Eoneu sunganbuteo
Geogishingeol ara

[ALL]
Ama geunyeoneun chaghan naega
Byeol jaemieobseonabwa

[Key]
Nal daehaneun momhishi malhago itjanha
And I think I'm gonna hate it girl
Ggeutchi daga oneun geol
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/s/shinee/replay.html ]
[JongHyun]
Gaseumi sorichinda ibyeol apaeseo

[ALL]
Noona neomu yeppeo
([TaeMin] geu geunyeoreul boneun naneun)Michyeo
([TaeMin] ha hajiman ijaen jichyeo)
Make up Shake up Break up
Chueogi nae mameul halgwieo
([TaeMin] a apaseo ijaen mameul)Gochyeo
([TaeMin] da dagaol ibyeorae nan)
Make up Shake up Break up

[ALL]
A a areumdaun geunyeoneun
A a ajikggaji nuguwa
Jinshil duin sarangye maseul bonjeogi eobneun gae bonmyeonghae
A a aswibgaedo geunyeoneun
A a ajik eorin naaegaen
Jinshil duin sarangye maeumeul badeul su eobneunji

[ALL]
Noona neomu yeppeo
([TaeMin] geu geunyeoreul boneun naneun)Michyeo
([TaeMin] ha hajiman ijaen jichyeo)
Replay Replay Replay
Chueogi nae mameul halgwieo
([TaeMin] a apaseo ijaen mameul)Gochyeo
([TaeMin] da dagaol ibyeorae nan)
Replay Replay Replay

[ALL]
Nunan neomu yaeppo
([TaeMin] geu geunyeoreul boneun naneun)
Michyeo
([Minho] Uh geunyeowa naae Love)
([TaeMin] ha hajiman ijaen jichyeo)
Replay Replay Replay
Chueogi nae mameul halgwieo
([TaeMin] a apaseo ijaen mameul)
([Minho] Uh maeumi apaseo)Gochyeo
([TaeMin] da dagaol ibyeorae nan)
Replay Replay Replay

[ALL]
Noona neomu yeppeo (I keep thinkin 'bout you)
Noona neomu yeppeo (I keep dreaming 'bout you)

[Minho/Key]
Jinshilduin sarangye maseul bon jeogi

[ALL]
Noona neomu yeppeo (I keep thinkin 'bout you)
Noona neomu yeppeo (I keep dreaming 'bout you)

[Minho]
Jinshilduin sarangye maeumeul

Japanese version of TVXQ's "Keep Your Head Down" PV

DAY 2

hri ni sme jew mcm semalam...drpd kol 8.00 hingge kol 12.00 keje...lepas mkn jew g msuk office tido...sume orang tido kecuali aide...aide tu qc untuk projek bru kiteorang...jdi dy x tido sbb nk wat report untuk keje yg kite kne wat...nasib bek kiteorang xdew insurans...lau dew mmg kiteorang dh kejekn paip at dlm PDB tu...tpi nk wat cmner...insurans lom agy siap...nk kne tunggu kiteorang nyer bos g siapkn..mgkin esk bru siap...xpew kiteorang kne sabo...sementere at workshop kiteorang dew siapkn paip yg nk dipsang at PDB..

                                           nilah paip yg kiteorang siapkn sebelom nk g psang at PDB
skunk ni kiteorang ngh tunggu insurans tu siap..pastu bru ley start keje....

Jatuh Motor

pgi tdi mse on the way nk g keje tetibe aq ngan bpk aq ley jatuh moto...mse bpk aq ngah bwk moto tetibe dew stu moto bpk aq ngah follow tetibe pegi u-turn...bpk aq pn trus tkn handbreak ngam2 at ats pasir...jdi kiteorang pn jtuh ar...nsib bek aq smpat lompt...tpi bpk aq yg x sempat...bpk aq cme luke ringan at lutut tpi kki dy yg terseliuh...celake pnyer org tu...nasib bek moto xley nk start...lau ley mmg aq g kejar org tu...

KERJA...KERJA...KERJA..

hri ni aq dh start keje...lepas seminggu cuti...smpai at tmpat keje jew...dh kne tunggu bos kiteorang dtg...sbb nk tandatangan permit kerja untuk pemasangan paip at diesel tank...tpi kli ni wat keje bkn aq ngan ayah aq jew...dew agy pekerje2 bpk aq dtg untuk siapkn keje ni...pastu bru kiteorang ley mulekn projek bru esk...mle2 keje tdi kiteorang kne pasang paip tu..tpi sebelum pasang kne ar pikul dulu nk bwk msuk kew dlm petronas dagang...biler dh pasang tibe2 dew problem plak...tu yg cabut balik paip tu pastu bawak kuar balik sbb nk setting2 sikit..bru nk setting jew...bos dh pnggil sbb nk wat breifing untuk projek bru yg nk mle pde ari esk...jdi kiteorang pn msuk balik petronas dagang tu pastu msuk blik mesyuarat dyorang...kiteorang kne dgr penerangan drpd encik latiff iaitu pegawai petronas dagang...dy ceramah pn psl keselamatan biler keje...psl peraturan2 yg kne patuhi...biler dh selesai brefing kiteorang pn kuar dri bilik mesyuarat...pastu kiteorang pergi ar tinjau kawasan projek yg nk kne wat pde ari esk...lpas dh tinjau...kuar balik fri petronas dagang...g sambung ar keje paip tu....

                                    ni lah paip yg kiteorang nk pasang...berat giler...
lps dh siap setting2...kiteorang pn psang ar paip tu...dan akhir nyer siap jugak projek siraga tu...esk plak projek MATECH plak...walaupun penat pn tpi kiteorang dpt gaji gak...huhuhuhu...

Asian Boy - Yank Dat Cameltoe

Sean Returns!

Hak Penjagaan Anak

Sepasang suami isteri baru bercerai dan mereka bertengkar untuk tentukan hak penjagaan anak tunggal mereka. Lepas tu mereka pun pegi ke pejabat agama, jumpa kadi nak minta nasihat.

Kadi tanye kat pompuan tu... . "Kenapa awak rasa awak yang paling layak bela anak tu?

Pompuan tu jawab... "Saya yang mengandungkan anak tu. saya yang melahirkan anak tu. dia keluar dari perut saya."

Si jantan (suami) terkedu sebab dia tau pas ni kadi akan tanye dia lak. ahhh... sudah... mende aku nak goreng kadi ni... .

Kadi pun tanye si jantan... "Hah... kamu.... bagi alasan kenapa anak tu kamu yang patut bela"

"Tuan kadi... kalaulah saya ada syiling seringgit, dan saya 'masukkan' dalam vending machine, pas saya tekan satu butang pilihan, maka keluarlah setin air minuman. Saya nak tanye tuan.. air tin yang keluar dari mesin tu hak saya atau hak mesin ?"

Jawab kadi.."Hak kamu le.."

Jantan tu kata lak.."Hah... sama le kes ni pun..."

How to be Ninja

3 pesalah

ada tga orang lelaki.. slh seorangnya ahli falsafah, pakar matematik dan pelawak dtgkp atas kslhn mngkp seekor itik untuk mmbuat projek..(x tau projek pe)..

lalu hakim berkata..

"kamu boleh menanyakn 1 soaln kpd sy, dn jika sy blh jwb, awk dthn, dn jika sebaliknya, awk dbbskn.."

ahli falsafah mula brkata..

"saya mahukn Yang Arif mmbwa sbuah buku falsafah yg lengkap dr socrates.. jika dpt mmbwanya k sini, sy rela dhkm.."

lalu hakim mnyuruh pekerjanya mncari bk yg dprkatakn..lalu bk i2 dbrkn kpd falsafah untk dshkn..

ya, bnr skli yg arif,, inilh buknya..

lalu ahli falsafah di pnjrakan..

kmudian giliran pkr matematik mengajukn soalan,

"cuba jawab nie, 1223997643224832333+1234541234-(33677322976-4456674345) dalam lima saat..

sambl mnekn kalkulator dgn pantsnya, hakim mmbrikn jwpnnya.. lalu pakar mate dipnjrkn juga..

giliran terakhir ialah si pelawak..

"berikn sy sbuah krusi yg mmpunyai 7 lubg d tmpt duduknya.."kata si pelawak.

apabila kerusi dbrikn, si pelawak pun mlpskn kntut..

dia pom brkt,"yg arif, dri lubang mana kentut sy  td kluar??"

setelh mmbelek kerusi dn mliht lubg yg brda tpt dbwh punggungnya,

dia pom brkta,

" kentutmu keluar dri luar dsblh kanan ini!" dgn yakinnya..

lalu dgn slmbanya pelawak itu brkt, "salah, ia kluar dri lubg punggungku ini"

lalu si pelawak dibbskn..

3 Permintaan

Alhikayat, dalam sebuah hutan ada seekor
badak sumbu dan seekor monyet. Mereka ni
memang tak pernah baik, selalu jer bertengkar..

Pada suatu hari, sedang mereka bertengkar,
mereka terjumpa sebuah pelita ajaib.
Dipendekkan cerita, setelah digosok,keluarlah seorang jin.
Jin itu setuju untuk mengabulkan tiga permintaan bagi
kedua2 menatang itu.

Permintaan 1 Badak : Saya mau semua badak
sumbu di dalam hutan ini adalah betina, kecuali
saya...hehe.

Permintaan 1 Monyet : Saya mau sebuah motor
Harley Davidson

Jin tu kelip mata, bling... semua badak lain kat
situ jadi betina, pastu ada sebuah Harley
Davidson
1300cc warna hitam...

Permintaan 2 badak : Saya mau semua badak
sumbu kat negeri pahang ni betina kecuali
saya.. hehe

Permintaan 2 monyet : Saya mau jaket kulit
hitam dengan helmet Shoei

Jin tu kelip mata lagi, bling... semua badak di
pahang dah jadi betina, dan monyet tu pun
dapat barang2 mat motornya tu..

Lepas tu jin tu kata "Ini permintaan terakhir
kamu,
pikirlah dengan baik2"

Badak tu pikir sejenak lepas tu kata " Saya
mau semua badak sumbu kat Malaysia ni betina
yang cun melencun ghilerrr... kecuali saya".

Jin tu pun kelipkan mata and then bling... maka
tinggallah badak tu satu2nya badak jantan
satu Malaya nihh..

"Hah monyet, awak nak apa pulak.. kasut boot
kulit ke?" tanya jin.

Monyet tu memakai helmetnya, naik atas motor
Harleynya, start enjin, kemudian melihat pada
badak yang tersengih lebarr tu, "Saya mau
badak itu jadi GAY"

Jin tu pun kelipkan mata, bling....

Maka meraunglah badak sumbu tu.

Semua badak sumbu kat Malaysia nih dah jadi betina...